不要在垃圾桶里捡男朋友

Synopsis

Chi Xiaochi: fourth-rate citizen at birth, three-time award-winning film emperor, second-rate temper, first-class looks.He crawled his way out of hell on hard mode to become a winner at life.Then, he was smashed into a vegetative state by a chandelier.061: Hello, here’s a brief rundown on the scum gong reconditioning system. This system measures the regret level of the scum gong. Every time their regret level reaches one hundred points, you will be able to leave the current world. A friendly tip, usually, through dedication and self-sacrifice, our employees slowly foster a sense of dependency in the scum gongs, gradually making it so the scum gongs can’t live without them.Chi Xiaochi: How many regret points is a complete loss of reputation and standing worth? How about a fall from grace? Or wanting something but never being able to obtain it?061: ……

Summary

Chi Xiaochi, an award-winning film emperor, enters the Scum Gong Reconditioning System after he encounters an accident. He signs a contract with the Lord God: transmigrate as the shou of 10 world lines and collect 100 regret points from that world's 'scum gong', and he wlll be able to return to his world safely.Chi Xiaochi is System 061's 11th host. 061 expects Chi Xiaochi to do what his other hosts have done: suck up to the scum gong to reach 100 favourability before committing suicide. To 061's surprise (and unease), Chi Xiaochi is different from his other hosts and acts unruly. Instead of worshiping the ground the scum gong walks on, Chi Xiaochi treats them as a point farm.061: ......

Content Warnings

Contains spoilers, read at your own discretion (wip)

Characters

Why should you read?

“I’ve loved someone before. I loved going up and down the stairs with him, I loved it when he taught me how to play video games, where for every six of his wins he would never forget to let me win four, I loved when he cooked for me and Dog Meat, I loved when he taught me subjects, I loved when he would cover my ears whenever my parents fought— I was never asleep, I was always listening.”
 

- 10 unique world-lines, with genres ranging from modern drama, to political fight in historic times, to apocalyptic worlds and many more.- each arc is unique in it's story and characters, and does not recycle from previous arcs. each world has its own intricate world-building and character settings that differentiate each arc from one another and makes every arc feel like a fresh new story while still tying it all together.- well-written side characters that are not simply stepping stones to progress the story, and have their own growth along with the MCs- satisfying revenge plots and face-slapping. the scum gongs get what's coming for them and are not easily redeemed or forgiven.- the mechanics of the Scum Gong Reconditioning System is not forgotten or passed off with no explanation, it gets expanded later in the story and ties in with the underlying main plot- childhood friends to lovers. slow-burn romance that does not get neglected by the heavy story- they have both loved each other for a very long time and have gone through immeasurable lengths for the other. they become strong because they want to protect one another.- power couple with unparalleled understanding of one another. can cooperate seamlessly without a word of communication and trust each other wholeheartedly even without knowing the full plan- Chi Xiaochi loves to act shameless, and Lou Ying loves to indulge in him (while teasing him). they bring out each other's childishness and humanity in a world that forced them to mature too fast.- found family within the systems. they've seen firsthand how much their friend has gone through and how long he's waited, and will happily help their friend

 
Chi Xiaochi added colour to the faded Lou Ying. And Lou Ying wanted to be human again for Chi Xiaochi.

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